just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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