i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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