She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
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At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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