chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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