Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
50% drunk capacity currently
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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