If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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