You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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