So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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