so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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