just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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