why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
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How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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