Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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