Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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