I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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