my soul wont recognize me after tonight
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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