Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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