i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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