Her vagina should come with caution tape.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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