We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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