so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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