i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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