awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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