When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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