Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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