so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I want a musical about memes.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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