I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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