I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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