i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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