So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
