does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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