I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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