It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
it was like eating out sand paper
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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