Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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