nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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