I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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