you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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