I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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