yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
