whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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