Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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