Got a toothbrush?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
It's like God shit irony all over that family
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i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
send nudes
from the living room?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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