I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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