We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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