But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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