When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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