Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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