awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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