Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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