I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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