Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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