i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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