Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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