Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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