i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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